I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with a bad stuff – I stay up way too late way too often, I like watching re-runs of F•R•I•E•N•D•S and WWE:RAW on Monday nights. The good stuff – I resemble Jason Alexander (Geo Costanzo from Seinfeld), am a neat freak, and spend a lot of time at the gym keeping in shape. There is something about the nighttime that I find magic, which keeps me up. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure? I’m NOT looking for a SugarBaby (if you’re under 35, with no moolah, no job, no direction, no place to live – please keep looking for your equal). If you’re looking for someone to take you out of debt (because your credit cards are maxed out – please keeping looking.) In a nutshell I’m a picky guy – approximately 90% of us are.