I've been marooned on this earth for 55 years now (jeez..) I have moved to Sheffield after living down south for many years. I am a fairly social mammal I'm a moderate alcohol abuser and do not smoke I am more of a pubber than a clubber (although I can simulate all the thrills of a nightclub by jumping up-and-down in a dark, airless cupboard with a power-drill running on fast-hammer setting whilst switching a torch on-and-off, hitting myself over the head with a wooden coat-hanger, and setting fire to £50 notes!)Make that £5 pound notes, its cheaper! I've all my own hair, its all there and I am in pretty good nick too, although due to an illness I need to now lose 3stone, but I will get there. I like to think that I am kind,caring,loving I would help any one in their hour of need and have a strong shoulder to cry on if needed... Hopefully not caused by me I hasten to add! I do not like to argue, but I do like to discuss, ideas should be shared and compromised with. I am a great believer in if you have a problame,lets talk about it and not bottle it up. I never get angry or stressed, I don’t see the point. In my spare time, I enjoy frightening children by biting the heads off live chickens before their very eyes, actually not quite true, due to my job I love children. I like all the usual things and am more than open to try new things. Not in to a woman's baggage, leave it at home along with the ex, they tend to crowd the table. I am me and I like me and do not like to be compared to anyone else... I like people to be honest, open and fun. It does not take much to please me at all and I am game for anything, well almost anything, I draw the line at Parachuting without a Parachute just to see if it would be fun or not! I dislike dishonesty, people who moan about their lives but are not willing to do any thing about it, people who are old before their time and think life cant be fun any more. I am an open book and any thing else you want to know hey I would love to chat and I am right here! If I don’t hear from you good luck and hope you find what you are looking for